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Akdfjakld. Words words words. Apparently my brain is so overwhlemed with GUH! and SQUEE! that it can't regain mastery of the English language... at least, not enough to adequately express how completely awed I am by Lost.

I'm sure tonight's episode will be keeping me awake most of the night and occupying my thoughts for the majority of the next 3 or 4 days (which, really, is why I love this show so much), but before I even start thinking about themes or Easter Eggs or messages or implications or anything else, I just have to say that Josh Holloway is one of the most talented TV actors OF ALL TIME. Seriously.

How is it even possible for someone to be so EXPRESSIVE with just their... uhh... expressions? (Stupid brain... language center... not... cooperating....) They need to give him some freaking awards already-- "they" meaning abc, TV Guide, the Emmy people, the SAG, the CIA, whoever; I don't really care. He just deserves some recognition somewhere other than fansites, goddammit. He OWNED this episode. (He made this episode his bitch!) Is there a Lost fan ANYWHERE now who doesn't feel at least SOME sympathy towards Sawyer?!? And, of course, those of us who where sympathetic before are practically feeling primal toward him at this point. And so on.

For someone who is having difficulty finding words, I'm typing an awful lot of, um, words. Shutting up....NNNNNOW. The end.

I was looking at spoilerfix.com yesterday, and there was a part that you had to highlight to read. This is very thoughtful, because it means that someone who doesn't want to be spoiled won't accidentally read it and then have to sue somebody for ruining the entire show for them.

Or perhaps they just should not go on f*cking SPOILERFIX.com.

*headdesk*

I suppose I should at least pretend to be embarrassed about the fact that I told my boyfriend any Valentine's Day plans absolutely MUST be finished before Lost comes on tonight (although actually I am quite pleased that this so-called romantic holiday will include me some Sawyer-watchin'). GODDAMN, I'm a dork.

Hey, have you guys seen this? ETA: Never mind... as far as I can tell, it's nothing new; just the same backstory scenes from the episodes. And, because I own the Lost DVD's and understand how to operate my DVD player (Disc menu. Select scene. Hello.), waiting for this shit to download was a big f-ing waste of my time. ABC's lack of faith in our technological abilities really is quite astounding. Bastards.

Also, check out the ( Gayest Quote Ever )

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

Can I just say that I love all you people on my friends list? I got online to post something about tonight's episode, but I read my friends page first and now I'm feeling all affectionate toward you guys. How can I have so many smart, insightful, snarky, and funny people on my f-list? Maybe it's post-Lost bliss making me ridiculously happy about everything, but either way, you all are cool. And I am tired. So all I will say about Not in Portland is Lost is the freakin' best show ever and the Dharma people are seriously creeping me out.

"By the way, I'm Tom." *snort* That was awesome!

Why is it so late already? Please, God, don't let me be late for work tomorrow. Amen.

Because it's holycitygirl's birthday. And because they're funny.

( Jokes Made by Robots, for Robots )

Happy Birthday, Lee!

Just to let ya'll know: I swear I am NOT ignoring anyone! Not on purpose, anyway. (Except for that one person.) Real life has been insane lately. Only have a few minutes on my friend's computer right now, but wanted to let everyone know I will catch up on my flist and comments and fics and everything else ASAP. Peace out, yo.

If I were going to write a Supernatural episode, it would start like this: Help! There is something unexplainable going on.... IN MY PANTS. *scary music*

Then much snark and drama would ensue. I would guest star, and I WOULD NOT be one of those shrill, girly-girls who stands there screaming and waiting for rescue. I would be a BADASS! girl, and I'd keep a gun tucked into the back waistband of my jeans and I'd shoot the demon right in the 'nads with a silver bullet.

Also, I'd get to drive the Impala.

So. Umm... Anyone else excited about the new episode tonight?

I've been watching Supernatural all evening, and now I find myself wondering... is Lost going to have to compete for my affections sometime soon?? Before this, I would have said NO. WAY.-- but, seriously, this is some good stuff. Dean is SNARKILICIOUS!, and that makes me happy.

Um. Also, I just googled Supernatural fanfic. *cringes* Apparently I can't just like something at a normal level like everyone else-- I have to get immersed in it.

Heh heh, you know what else I'd get immersed in... *is naughty*

One Dean/Sawyer sandwich, comin' up. Oooooooh, yeah!

... unless you decide to post the pictures on the Internet. Here are some pics of drunk!me, naughty!me, and dressy!me (none of which are seen very often, so enjoy while you can):

So I was chatting with some man by the hotel pool this morning, and it turned out he was one of the Beach Boys. Seriously; how cool is that?!?

Conclusion: sometimes it is good to be friendly to complete strangers, because they might be celebrities.

Also: if Wal-Mart loses my film, I will f*cking kill them.

An embarrassing confession: tonight I watched a male strip show. Yeah. It was kind of silly... but, disturbingly, was also strangely hot. Of course, it didn't hurt that one of the guys looked like a darker-haired version of Josh Holloway. Seriously. Another one had real short hair, and if the lights were in your eyes just right, you could squint and almost imagine that he looked a little bit like Matthew Fox. So here I am watching a freakin' STRIPTEASE at a bachelorette party in Vegas, all I can think about is Lost. What the hell is wrong with me??

God DAMN it; I'm on VACATION, I'm supposed to be relaxing, and all I can think about is that freakin' promo. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! My Sawyer..... *worries*

I think I need to go have a drink. Or several. At 1:00 in the afternoon. I hate Lost. And I love it. I'm so confused.

Someone drink with me?

Lost-media has a link to a sneak peek from the next episode. It's called A Shocking Situation, and they describe it as "Sawyer and Kate adjust to the new rules." Oooh!!! So of course I go to the link, but my damn computer turns traitor. It WILL NOT let me watch this clip. I click on it, and nothing happens.

What. The. HELL.

DIEcomputerstupidmotherfckersonofa... *bang head*

Has anyone found this clip anywhere else? Please? I need a Lost fix. I need a Lost fix, STAT.

...Help?

(ETA: Thank you to the anonymous user who posted a link to a youtube-thingy of this clip in elise509's journal-- you ROCK!)

I'm a little worried about this promo pic. Quick, someone reassure me...

All right, I've done my squee-ing. Now for the pondering. Spoilerish for 3.01, of course -- so no likey, no clicky.

( The love doctor is in... )

I like ya'll's slash fics as much as the next person, but PLEASE don't anyone write a story where Sawyer and Tom hook up. That would just be wrong.

Too hyped up & lazy (yes, at the same time) to do any kind of spoiler fake-cut or anything, so this post has no summary/review/discussion/etc. It's just pure squee-age. That said...

SAWYERSAWYERSAWYERSAWYERSAWYERSAWYERSAWYERSAWYER!!!!! That scene where he gets snarky with Tom was classic. One has to ask: Could Josh Holloway BE any hotter??? Of course, we all know the answer to that is NO FREAKIN' WAY. Holy God.

Matthew Fox was great in this episode, too. Everything was great. All I can say is DAMN. If I ever forgot why I love this show so much (which I didn't, because that would be stupid), I sure as hell remember now.

Already counting down to next Wednesday, because I am a big dork.

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

We would like to know who really believes in gay rights on livejournal. There is no bribe of a miracle or anything like that. If you truly believe in gay rights, then repost this and title the post as "Gay Rights". If you don't believe in gay rights, then just ignore this. Thanks.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

Haven't been online much this week because I am in California (!!!) for a training. (In fact, I'm paying a ridiculous amount to be on right now, so PLEASE make it worth my while by leaving at least a LITTLE comment. Please?)

Anyway, so I go on lost-media and see THESE SPOILERS.

Why post stuff like that?!? Don't they know it will make us crazy? They should know I don't have the self-control to not read them. You know what else is incredibly unfair? People in Honolulu get to watch the Season Premiere with the Lost cast during some sunset-on-the-beach event... TOMORROW. Can you believe I actually looked into changing my plane ticket so I could go to Hawaii as a stopover on the way home? Yeah. But it would have cost over $700 and I already spent $457 on airfare to this training, so I couldn't manage it (dammit).

Why do I not live in Hawaii???

Or at least in California. I was in the pool earlier today and I got a very vivid mental picture of Josh Holloway in swim shorts floating on an inflatable raft in the same pool, and it was HOT. Did I mention that this was an OUTDOOR pool? At our HOTEL?? I'm from Alaska, so this was a very big deal. I love California!

Of course, the kid I'm here to work with interrupted my Josh Holloway fantasy by taking off his swimsuit and trying to get out of the pool stark naked in front of everyone. He also threw his glasses into the shark tank (the SHARK TANK!) when we were at the aquarium. A giant sting ray swam right underneath them and the attendent had to get them out with her special tool and everything. It was great.

Thanks to the people on my flist who have posted fanfics this week-- I love you! All are downloaded to my desktop to read on the plane tomorrow. :)

Someday Josh Holloway and John Krasinski will be in a show together, and I will spontaneously combust. The End.